Wednesday, March 31, 2010
National Geographic Top 100 Adventure Books
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Cousins
Was I close to my cousins at their age? Not especially as we were scattered around the country, although I had (still have!) quite a lot of them. However, I do remember fun times at my grandparents' golden wedding anniversary mucking around in the lift; visits to Llanthony; going to see Leeds United play in Leicester with John; games in the long back garden at Stanton St John near Oxford; a house swap with the Spooners (where I first saw a Tangerine Dream album); and the (at one time) annual Elliott get-togethers when we'd catch up on what we were all doing.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Thai nicknames
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Confusing
- Warlord: Here you rob Ping of the peer to be dead when Aa New this long.
- Confucius: Equivalent to pee state.
- Warlord: A person who loves digital j j and their families.
- Confucius: Because otherwise I am beginning to do your vertical hold.
- Warlord: Is responsible for both New Aa Aa graduate Air commander in Chief.
- Confucius: You're great.
Surreal and amusing for ten minutes or so, but given this was a film about the wise words of a great philosopher, I'm either going to have to brush up my Mandarin or revert to a more reputable DVD retailer.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Top 10 Albums of 1999
And finally, Simon, here’s 1999:- XTC Apple Venus
- To Rococo Rot The Amateur View
- Pet Shop Boys Nightlife
- David Sylvian Dead Bees on a Cake
- Ryuichi Sakamoto BTTB
- Underworld Beaucoup Fish
- Paul Schutze The Gazing Engine
- Sha’cho Mouse Photo-Synthesizer
- Sigur Ros Agaetis Byrjun
- Moby Play
Apple Venus and Dead Bees will always remind me of Fukuoka where I did a homestay for three weeks on moving to Japan in April, and Moby will always remind me of BBC World News.
Live-wise, I saw Roedelius twice, if you count his short but lovely piano sketch at our wedding in January (truly an honour!), and the second time in Tokyo, the day after I arrived. Japan is a bit of a haven for kraut/prog-rock survivors: later in the year I saw Charles Hayward (ex Quiet Sun & This Heat), Keith & Julie Tippett (ex-Centipede), and Michael Rother & Dieter Moebius (ex-Harmonia), all - separately! - at a tiny venue in the western suburbs called Star Pines Café. Another honour was having dinner with Rother & Mobi afterwards.
Other oddities were Rovo and the fabulous DJ Eye (Eye Yamatska of The Boredoms) at the old Liquid Room in Shinjuku – a deathtrap if ever there was one; some laptop doodling by Carl Stone at the dry but occasionally interesting Inter-Communication Centre (says it all really); Christian Marclay, Keiji Haino & Yoshihide Otomo at a big gallery opening; and the very wonderful Huun Huur Tu throat-singers from Mongolia.
On a more conventional note, Liz and I went to Fuji Rock in the Japan Alps, one of the world’s great festivals, not least because of its setting. Music wasn’t bad either: Underworld, Chemical Brothers, Blur, Tricky, Happy Mondays, Joe Strummer, Boredoms, Femi Kuti etc. And we rounded off the year with Pet Shop Boys back in London at Wembley Arena. Oh yes, and in those post-Walkman and pre-iPod days, I was really into mini-discs. Remember them?
Friday, March 26, 2010
Camping Out
Actually, it wasn’t quite the calamity it sounded. The teachers had by this time decided that it was too hot to sleep in the tents, so all the children slept in the gym. And if I could bring her back by 7 o’clock the next morning she’d join them again for breakfast. So that’s what we did. A got a good night’s sleep at home and didn’t miss too much fun.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
The Wire
Last night I went through all my backcopies of The Wire. We’re on a bit of a mission to throw out stuff we don’t absolutely need in the run-up to the big move. My collection goes back to 1995 so that’s around 180 copies to sort through. Somewhat incredibly I'd brought them all with me to Bangkok. Of course I can’t just throw them away; I’ve got to cut out the essential, defining articles for re-reading later (but when?), plus all the reviews I've written - although there were less of these than I thought. Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Wo xiang yao pijiu
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
School Newsletter
The latest BSB News is out. Liz has edited this, once a term, almost since we arrived. BSB stands for British School of Bangkok – the posher name of Topsy Turvy where our two charmers go. This issue features a report of a month-long charity motorbike ride around Thailand by the Principal’s two daughters (who are also cover teachers), how the children made Jungle Juice to raise money for the Haiti earthquake appeal, an article on the schools in the rural north that BSB supports, the usual focus on one of the teachers, a report of BSB’s first ever football match against another school (which ended 3:3 but they lost on penalties – why couldn’t they have just settled on a draw?) and some healthy recipes. All good stuff.I used to edit a footie fanzine, To Feet! To Feet!!, so I know how much work goes into them. Sourcing stories, getting parents to contribute, obtaining photos, designing it all, preparing it for the printer… and then very little feedback once it’s out. It’s a thankless task sometimes. But it’s a good source of info, fosters a community spirit, keeps us in the thick of things (for better or worse!) and is nicely designed. And it keeps up Liz's editing & publishing skills. Who'll do it when we leave?
Monday, March 22, 2010
Maps
I love maps. When I was very young I created an imaginary country called Egna and drew various maps of it showing towns, roads, mountain ranges, mineral deposits, you name it (see right). I loved doing map jigsaws, especially the ones which had pieces shaped like countries or states or counties. I got heavily into Ordnance Survey maps, and when we went on camping holidays to France I bought around 20 Michelin maps. My bedroom walls were plastered with posters of Debbie Harry, Roger Dean landscapes and South East Asia. Similarly, the study wall I'm staring at now is taken up with maps of Thailand and Bangkok. I once wanted to be a cartographer or town planner. And of course Geography was my favourite subject, until I went and studied it at university.Today I bought a map of Beijing and spent an hour or so marking it with where the British Council is, the locations of schools (very spread out) and therefore where our accommodation options are. Instantly the city is starting to make sense.
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Japanese gene?
Mayumi, Tatsuya and Chihiro came round in the afternoon. We'd only just seen them in Tokyo but they're here for a fortnight during Japanese school holidays to brush up the twins' English at Topsy Turvy. Quite hard for them. I dug out some old Japanese LPs - Kitaro, YMO, Sakamoto, Sab, Akiko Yano, Masami Tsuchiya, Sandii & the Sunsetz. Mayumi knew most of them and was pretty amazed that a gaijin would have such things, especially in their Bangkok home. Interestingly, they're all from way before we lived in Japan. I've clearly got a Japanese gene in me. Or perhaps I was Japanese in a previous life?
Saturday, March 20, 2010
A Tale of Two Cities
Friday, March 19, 2010
Top 10 Albums of 1989
It’s Friday, so trivial nostalgia time, and this week it’s a continuation of Simon’s Year-Ending-In-Nine request spot. So what was I listening to in 1989?- Julee Cruise Floating into the Night
- The Blue Nile Hats
- Stone Roses Stone Roses
- Jane Siberry Bound by the Beauty
- He Said Take Care
- Madonna Like a Prayer
- XTC Oranges & Lemons
- Pixies Doolittle
- AR Kane i
- The Cure Disintegration
Compared to my 1979 list (22 Feb), this looks almost conventional. Bubbling under are New Order’s Technique, Soul II Soul’s Back to Life, and De La Soul’s 3 Feet High and Rising. It was the time of Indie and Acid House (though the latter passed me by), and the beginnings of Ambient House (The Orb’s A Huge, Ever Growing Pulsating Brain ‘single’) and Shoegazing (My Bloody Valentine). There were some fine singles - though not albums - by Kate Bush (The Sensual World), Electronic (Getting Away With It), Wire (Eardrum Buzz) and the last of The Sugarcubes (Regina) before Bjork went solo; even Debbie Harry (Brite Side). But best of all, for me, was Julee Cruise who came out of that whole David Lynch / Angelo Badalamenti / Twin Peaks thing.
Live-wise, I saw a spellbinding Mary Margaret O’Hara before she disappeared off the planet, Dead Can Dance (at University of London Student Union, including a drink with Brendan Perry at the bar beforehand), Elvis Costello (my only time), Pet Shop Boys and The Cure (at Wembley Arena, separately), Debbie Harry (still a siren), Laurie Anderson (in New York, he said, showing nonchalant cool), Swans, Einsturzende Neubaten, Front 242, The Residents (at Sadlers Wells of all places), Lights In A Fat City (at the Scala), Bow Gamelan, and several performances by ‘new music’ friends Graham Fitkin, Laurence Crane and Simon Rackham. Oh yes, and Reading Festival featuring New Order, The Pogues, Sugarcubes, House of Love etc from the vantage point of a tent in an inevitably rain-soaked field.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Lunch
I am not a lunch-is-for-wimps or sandwich-at-my-desk sort of person. I like to get out, walk around, do something other than work, read the newspaper or a magazine, usually for a full hour, often alone, occasionally with a colleague. Here's where I go:- Chulalongkorn University refectory. In the airy basement below our office. Rice with a scoop each of meat and vegetables plus a fried egg on top. All for 26 baht (50p) and eaten on long wooden tressle-like tables with students and faculty. Busy, noisy and great if in a hurry.
- Noodle Bar. In a nearby arcade, 5 mins from the office. Zero atmosphere but good Chicken Khao Soi - chicken and noodles in a thick chilli soup. Not recommended when wearing a white shirt.
- Rice. Trendy Japanese cafe serving great rice dishes with unagi (eel) or tonkatsu (pork) plus a good lemon soda.
- Novotel cafe. Good for their tuna focaccia sandwiches with fries and salad. This is the hotel where we put up most of our visitors, so we get a 15% discount on everything.
- Starbucks. I make no apologies for occasionally having a chicken caesar or smoked duck wrap. I like the armchair atmosphere, even the music (currently Bowie, Massive Attack, Bryan Ferry etc).
- Inter. Typical Thai cheapo restaurant, always busy, good for lunching with colleagues. We'd share chicken with cashew nuts, morning glory, chillied prawns, maybe a beef dish and rice all round.
- Loft. Top floor of Central Chidlom department store, convenient if I've got an errand. Ten different food bars themed by country. I usually have tempura udon (Japanese thick noodles with battered prawns) or a soup & samosas.
- Vanilla Brasserie. Very occasionally go here for something more upmarket, sometimes with a guest. Nice French decor and ambience.
Lucky to have such a choice, although I did in London HQ and Tokyo too. Not sure if our Beijing office will be so well provided...
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Hearing (Return Of)
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Asterix
Yesterday I read an old Asterix book, Asterix and the Roman Agent. I’ve got them all but they’re in storage in a warehouse in Wembley. The girls had borrowed it from the library. It was as brilliant as I remembered it. Great story (a mischievous Roman civilian sowing dischord in a Gallic village), great characters, wonderful wit (even in translation) and fabulously drawn. Makes me want to read them all again.Asterix is a year older than I am. To date, 325 million copies of 34 books have been sold worldwide, making co-creators Rene Goscinny and Albert Uderzo France's bestselling authors abroad. There have also been 11 films and numerous games. But the books are the best. The first one to be published in English was Asterix the Gaul in 1969, which was probably the first one I read. My faves are the ones set abroad: Asterix in Britain, Asterix and the Laurel Wreath (set in Rome), Asterix and the Legionary (set in North Africa) and perhaps Asterix in Spain, though there’s not really a dud amongst them. I’ve just realized I haven’t got the latest, Asterix & Obelix’s Birthday.
The Japanese have manga, the Brits and Americans have comics, but the French and Belgians have made 'bandes dessinees' their own. Their bookshops are full of countless characters. When I lived in France for a year in the early 80s, I got into Gaston and Spirou & Fantasio, but they never made it into translation. Which brings us to the question of Asterix’s only serious competition, Tintin. Who’s better? Answers on a postcard to…
Monday, March 15, 2010
Red Shirts
The Red Shirts are back in town. Some 100,000 of them, mainly from the north and most of them Thaksin supporters. They’re demanding that PM Abhisit steps down and calls for elections on the basis that he was not democratically elected and that their man, Thaksin, was ousted undemocratically in the September 2006 coup – both true. Abhisit and his coalition government are refusing to give in to their demands although accepts that there should be elections in a year or two. So, looks like we’re in for a week of brinkmanship (I love that word).Sunday, March 14, 2010
49
What with a hangover and being Sunday, we all took it easy. Watched three Wallace & Gromit videos, had boiled eggs for lunch, did my photo album, listened to YMO's Live in London and Haruomi Hosono's Love, Peace & Trance, had a delicious ice cream cake (with those candles that stay alight even when you blow them out), Gary and Wolfgang phoned, went for a swim and had dinner at our local Italian. Doesn't feel so bad reaching 49. I'm losing my hair and getting a bit of a belly, but I feel early- rather than late-forties. Next year will be a big one though.
NB: I share my birthday with Albert Einstein, Johann Strauss, Jasper Carrott, Quincy Jones and Nicholas Anelka. Fine company.
Friday, March 12, 2010
B is for...

It's Friday so frivolity time again. Here's my Top 20 groups & solo artists beginning with B... - David Bowie
- The Beatles
- Bjork
- Kate Bush
- The Blue Nile
- Blancmange
- Between
- Blondie
- Peter Baumann
- John Barry
- Biosphere
- Harold Budd
- Buffalo Daughter
- The Black Dog
- Michael Brook
- Baked Beans
- Bark Psychosis
- Banco da Gaia
- The Beach Boys
- Bonzo Dog Doo-dah Band
And look who weren't included: Blur, David Byrne, Buzzcocks, Bomb the Bass, Boards of Canada, Broadcast, Benge, Howie B, Martyn Bates, The Birthday Party, Bauhaus, Belle & Sebastian, The Beloved, Buena Vista Social Club, Gavin Bryars, Glenn Branca, David Borden, Bohren & der Club of Gore, The Boredoms, James Brown, Arthur Baker, BEF etc.
Can I really justify the inclusion of The Black Dog over and above James Brown?! Clearly not in the great scheme of things but I still prefer those early 90s examples of electronica to the Godfather of Soul. Is Peter Baumann, with his two great late 70s albums and rubbish early 80s ones, more important than David Byrne? I can't really answer that, except that Romance 76 and Trans Harmonic Nights were important to me at the time and I still play them a lot. More than Byrne. Are Bark Psychosis 'better' than The Birthday Party? Hmmmm... Comments please...
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Cufflinks
Today I wore cufflinks. Funny, fiddly things but nice with a suit. These are my fave four. Liz made the two in the middle at her silversmithing class: I wore the design on the right (copper and black resin on a silver base) which she gave me on our wedding anniversary a couple of months ago; the one on the left with the finely coiled silver thread is one of the first pieces she ever made and remains my favourite. The far left 'winks' and occasionally gets comments at meetings. Can't remember where I got that from. The stripey one on the right is a shop-bought present from Liz. Apparently there's a Cufflink Museum in New Hampshire which has 70,000 pairs. Back to buttons tomorrow.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Squash
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Gym
One day I should try to run round Lumphini Park but getting there puts me off. It's an awkward 500m or so along broken pavements, alongside fumey traffic and then across a busy intersection. Once there, it would probably be OK and I might even enjoy it. Marc, a French guy who until recently lived in the apartment below ours, ran there every morning. But he was super-serious, did triathlons and the like. I remember once he hurt his ankle and had to miss out on his morning sessions for a while. He missed it so much that he'd take an alternative route to work just so he could avoid seeing the other joggers. I'm not that keen.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Ayutthaya
Once in Ayutthaya we explored one ruined temple, one working temple, and one large reclining Buddha in stifling heat – an appetizer for Gary & Pat who are off to Angkok tomorrow. Perhaps the nicest part, though, was the slow, sedate cruise down the Chao Phrya River back to Bangkok. Buffet lunch then just relaxing, watching life on either bank drift by. Towards the end they played The Three Degrees’ When Will I See You Again on a kind of loop, and Pat and I found ourselves singing along with it. Funny to see A embarrassed by daddy singing a slushy love song.
Finished off the day by watching a DVD of Anna and the King. A real Thai day for once.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Neilson Hays Library
A and Marika read books to each other in the well-stocked children’s section while Gary, Pat and I look at the travel section. Gary half-jokingly suggests I check for books on Siberia. There are two: Dervla Murphy’s Silverland and George Kennan’s Tent Life in Siberia, the latter first published in 1870, republished 1986. I take this out.
But best of all is a book by the French female explorer Alexandra David-Neel, My Journey to Lhasa, written in the twenties and published in 1927, the first edition of which sits here. Amazingly Gary has read it (!), though in a later edition. She sounds an extraordinary character: an anarchist & free-thinker in her teens, lived in a cave in Sikkim for two years, was the first western woman to visit Lhasa, and reached the ripe old age of 100. I love the page stuck in the front with the return-by dates - see pic. It was first borrowed on 30 August 1954 and then another 32 times since. I have to have this too!
Friday, March 5, 2010
Finished
Last day of Connected. Great panel discussion with Duncan Speakman, Matt Adams, Tassos Stevens, and three Japanese artists. More and more impressed with Duncan's work. Emmanuelle de Montgazon (ex-French Cultural Attache to Japan, now curator, married to Ryoji Ikeda, and one-time neighbours of ours) popped by but I missed her. Tim Crouch gave a sterling performance of My Arm. Melanie Wilson's Simple Girl a bit underwhelming though I really wanted to like it. And then closing party + skype chat with Battersea Arts Centre down in Ebisu which was a nice way to end the week, Manami saying a few words (right). It's 2:15am. I'm knackered, pleased it all went well, have eaten badly, haven't exercised in a week, looking forward to getting home, and doing non-BC stuff. But first, some sleep.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Footwashing and More
More interactive fun & games in downtown Ikebukuro... First off, I took my boss Christopher to have his feet washed, oiled & kissed by Adrian Howells, as you do. We would also film it. He was a little nervous but got into the spirit. I'd had the pleasure six months ago at the Edinburgh Festival so I know it's quite an intense, private act. Turned out that Christopher cried during part of it, which meant that my boss is human after all.Tuesday, March 2, 2010
More Connected Goings-on in Tokyo
Goodbye panel discussions, hello art. Today I took part in three 'happenings'. Tassos Stevens started off giving a presentation about Coney but left after ten minutes saying that he had to make an urgent call, leaving us and the interpreter in a room wondering what to do. Meanwhile his still-running powerpoint dissolved into unintelligible anecdotes and finally a blank slide. Then a phone on the wall rang. The interpreter (who was not in on the joke) picked it up and was asked to convey instructions to us. It turned out that we needed to answer some riddles, some of which were about rabbits, by making our way in groups of five to Ikebukuro JR Station. It was fun and got us all interacting.Monday, March 1, 2010
The world's longest escalator?
Day 1 of Tokyo Performing Arts Market and our Connected mini-showcase. The venue for much of it, Metropolitan Art Space, is conveniently next door to our hotel. It is, to be honest, a huge and rather non-descript slab of concrete with an over-designed front of glass & steel, built in the late 80s when money was no object. A tremendously long escalator is suspended in the cavernous atrium which takes people from ground to 5th floor in one go. I half expect the pearly gates at the top. We register and filter down clinical corridors into a soulless meeting room for a kick-off seminar on the state of Japan's performing arts scene. So far so bland.